Most decent stores operate a 'no eating or drinking' policy, sadly mine doesn't and that at times makes my job difficult to say the least!
Countless times each week I see some unscrupulous thieving bastard stuffing their
arrogant face with cake, chocolate, fruit etc and then washing it down with a bottle of coke or a smoothie. When it comes to paying for these items at the till the empty packaging has more often than not magically disappeared.I try to adopt a strategy of humiliation wherever possible, by confronting them at the checkouts in full view of other customers. Firstly by creating a scene it shames the offending 'Dickhead' into admitting their guilt. Secondly and more importantly it shows the pathetic shyster who's the boss, ie me!!
I make them pay for the items they have eaten/drunk and then ask them to go back and replace the rest of their shopping back onto the shelves ...... it works every time!!
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