Students - surely they can't all be Dickheads!

Being an expert right at the cutting edge of retail security has it's highs and lows. The majority of the people I have dealings with are as high as a kite, or of unusually low intelligence. Many of these are ill fated losers, cast adrift from an unforgiving, dog eat dog contemporary society, that has very little time for sympathy or sentiment.
Circumstance has often dealt them an appalling hand and they are trying blindly, each in their own futile, misguided way, to play the right cards in a monumental effort to get through each agonising day.

Some of these impoverished, wretched 'Dickheads' deserve a second chance, but one irritating group of spoilt, selfish, annoyingly unwise and socially inept toe-rags certainly do not!

THE STUDENT ( Spotticus vacuous ) fits perfectly into this repulsive little niche. Don't be fooled by the fully developed body or the ability to hold an occasional meaningful conversation, they are evil, scheming parasites that will, given the chance, suck you dry both emotionally and financially!

Recently many of these these obnoxious over-sized babies discarded their soiled pampers and engaged in an alcohol fuelled 'Dickhead' Fest known as 'Rag Week'. God only knows what goes on in their tiny, inconsiderate, juvenile minds, perhaps it's something like this:

Lets all get completely arseholed and entertain ourselves by acting in a repugnant, disgusting anti-social manner that greatly offends the good folk who have paid for our education. Getting totally pissed makes it 'ok' to flout the law by committing acts of gross stupidity and wanton vandalism, with absolutely no thought as to the consequences. We are far too selfish to give a tinkers toss about other people because we are 'Cool' and having fun. Don't worry about the broken bottles, empty cans and stinking piles of garbage we have thoughtlessly left behind, someone else will clean it up.

Need I say any more?

Students please read the following short message:

Respect ..... it's only a small word but try looking it up in the dictionary ( somewhere between rectum and revulsion ). True it may at first seem an alien concept, until you put it into practice and begin to realise that without it you are complete 'Dickheads'!!